Dorian

Dorian is my name. I like going to West Bee nursery school. Next Monday it will be a holiday and Dad and Sebastian will stay home. And it will be very fun on that day. What should we do? It's gonna be fun-- I'm just telling you.

I do recess and I put my bee up and lots of things. Hunter is one of my friends and he's a good boy. And I listen to my teachers. And I do lots of stuff there but one thing I don't do is this [throws his giraffe blanket in the air]-- there's no pillows and blankets there. It's really fun there and there's 3 teachers there. And I love my mama.

The End. That's it.

I'm Dorian

(photo by Uncle Jack)

We always watch Scooby Doo movies. I like the songs on there. Scooby, Scooby Dee Doo... I can't think of a word.

How about, I drived in a car one day. I was sitting in the back seat also.

I have a monster book.

The End

Beach trip

Our favorite thing at going to the beach was stepping on rocks. I like doin'.
We're laughing at each other. We are not. Yes.
Look how high the water's coming up. Dorian and Daddy. The others are me and Uncle Jamie.
Wow. I don't exactly know what we are doing.
I'm stepping on sand castles. We made those castles by dripping little pieces of mud on it. We call it a drip castle. And there was fishes, too.

This is a big bowling movie. Enjoy it!

We're playing air hockey. I'm against Dorian. I'm against Sebastian.

We are going on a fun carousel. Yeah. And it goes bzzzzz. How does it go bzzzz? "Whee!" we said.

We are mermaids. I'm Lydia the mermaid. I'm Emma the mermaid. We were saying cheese. This is what they have to say:

Lydia: How are you doing, Emma?

Emma: What?

L: I said, how are you doing?

E: Good.

Houseboats Rule

I animated this movie with Daddy. I did it by Daddy taking lots of pictures of things that moved. I mean, like, stuff like I added blocks and did stuff with them. Then, he put them onto a video maker of showing movies or pictures that could turn into a real good movie just like the mini-golfing. This is what I want to be doing more of. Watch this movie!

The movie tells a story. Once upon a time, there were 2 men. They built a house and saw what it looked like. Then they went inside. It looked good. Then they painted it. They came back out and watched it. Then they took a ride in their sailboats. Then they went back to their home.

THE END

I like Bomboozle

I have a delicious meal. I'm going to see the band called the Lollipops today. And I will see Bomboozle. It's a good game. And I'm going to play it. It's a delightful day. Suddenly, it turned all misty. Out of the mists, a spooky figure appeared. It climbed on me. It kept repeating what it was saying. It was saying, "Hey! If you don't bend the breaker, I'll do it myself." So I hurried to the breaker. I bended the string. The machine bended. Then, I caught a cloud and put it inside the ripper. The cloud started to leak. "It's a good thing I leaked that cloud because the breaker is starting to break itself," I said. Then, another machine, the music maker, turned on itself. I said, "I don't want to hear music, I'm supposed to be doing what I'm supposed to be doing-- giving you the grand star." That's what I said to the spooky figure. I handed him the grand star. All of the sudden, I needed super powers to keep eating. I looked for a power star. Super Mario already got some in the Gold Leaf Galaxy, the Musical Galaxy, the Size Hive Galaxy and the Honey Hive Galaxy. I knew where I had to look. The Lava Spire Galaxy. I found one there.
THE END

The Powerful Tower and the Beautiful Girl

[The boys and I read a book based on the princess and the pea told from the pea's point of view. I asked Sebastian if he would like to retell a fairy tale and he chose to retell Rapunzel from the tower's perspective.]

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful name. It was named to a gray tower. The tower was a little bit of black and white.

I was not being built from 100 years. Some people kept going inside me. A talking pillow went inside me so I would be comfortable. Then a CD player went in and some toys-- even a TV.

I saw a girl named Rapunzel but I had everything for her to be in me but she wanted to bring a science project. I saw a mean face and that meant there was a witch nearby. The witch was going crazy but Rapunzel kept shouting, "There's a bad thing! I see a witch!"

My telephone rang. It was Rapunzel. She said, "Help! Help! I need to be saved! The witch is trying to kill me!" My home was all nature. I grabbed my guitar.

Suddenly, I heard a voice. It was saying, "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!" I was too scared to hear that. It was time for me to wait to rescue Rapunzel. I could rescue her by putting down a rope that I had. I'd pull her up here and not leave a ladder and put back the rope and make it invisible. That way the witch could not get up here. I have a hundred ladders made out of vines. I shouldn't use them, but I use them a lot.

The witch is trying to get something to kill her. But I had a pile of swords and shields and protector knight clothes. I feel like a rock, but it's a good thing. I'm getting protected. I'm going to have a battle. I know I would want to chase her out to sea and make her drown, but I can't move, and I don't want to be broken by the water. It's a good thing she's now with me at the seashore. I am very powerful because I am made out of boulders.

If I was in space, I'd scare her to a black hole. But that's no way to do that. But I do have a rocket ship. But I was starving anyway.

I heard the clops of horse hooves. It was the prince! I let Rapunzel down. I said, "Look at this girl. Does she seem good enough for you to marry?" The prince said, "Yes." And they lived happily ever after.

THE END

The story of how the knight got here

Once upon a time, there was a place called Yonder Mountain. They built a giant peak and halfway down the other side, there was a house built. All of a sudden, there was a baby. The baby came from underground. It sprouted out, came out, put on some ragged knight clothes, got a sword and a net and went over the three hills leading to Yonder Mountain.
His name was Dan. He was the Knight of Goodness. Here is a picture of him posing in his house with some friends visiting.
Here are some of his adventures:

Once upon a time, he was with Super Mario, but when he saw a baseball show on TV, he time warped small and went onto Winnie the Pooh. Pooh said, "Who? Who is on me?" BOING! Now, Pooh didn't really notice since Dan had almost shrank to the size of a flea, but when Pooh Bear had fluffed his ears up, he heard the call, "I'm a knight!"
The End


Piglet was out sweeping his walk when Tigger pounced him and did they see somebody appear flat? "You also pounced me, Tigger," said Dan. "Who are you?" said Tigger. "It's me, Dan," he said.
The End

Once upon a time, there was a music basket. It was full of musical instruments. When someone blew the trumpet one time, out popped a surely Viking looking person. But it was not only a Viking person, it was actually a knight all dressed in fabric. He was named Dan when a mother saw him, but when the father saw what she said, he didn't agree. "I think he should be named 'Bob'," said he. But when the knight heard this, he thought that Dan was the perfect name, so he told the mother that Dan was the perfect name for him. And he lived happily ever after.
The End

How the robots were made in Animusic

One day, in early Fall, in Robotland, once upon a time, there were lots of musical robots. They wanted to be in a movie. They made their plan and went to a movie company. They computer animated them up into a movie called Animusic. They wanted to do this after they dreamed there was a movie of them. And Animusic was a great movie to me. I couldn't tell if they were girls or boys or men or women because there was no hair on them and they didn't speak. The songs were instrumentals.

The End

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FooShoo

One day
A cat said to me,
"What do you think you're doing there
Up in that tree?"
"Well," I said,
"I'm just playing
If I was just saying
So."
The cat
Said, "No!!??".
The End.
HAHENN!!!!!!

We're lookin' for Blue's Clues

I'm looking excitedly at the microphone. Because I woke up with a pleasant feeling. I knew that Rock Band was just one day after. And I couldn't wait. I was so excited, I just felt so pleasant, I couldn't believe my ears. And right in the night, I couldn't believe my eyes, either, because there was something circular right on my microphone. I tiptoed to it! It was a piece of paper. I tried to rip it off!!!! It didn't do it so well, it was taped. And suddenly, it was a clue!!!
I'm sitting on the guitar case. And I also found a clue there in the morning. And the last clue I found in the bedroom in the morning was a drumset. What I did when I found all the clues was first, draw the clue in my handy, dandy notebook. And then, I ran to my thinking chair. And I thought about what Blue wanted to do on that day. And suddenly I thought that she wanted to play Rock Band. The end.

Rat!!!!

I'm kissing the rat. The rat came from Daddy. One of his coworkers gave it to him to bring to me. And maybe also the dragon tree.
I had to pour some water into the bowl. I had to use several whole pitchers to get all of the water.
I'm holding the rat. It's GIANT!!! It worked pretty well because the package said: Grow a giant rat... ...But maybe I should be more welcome more often. That means I must be more smarter. I wasn't smart enough to know just what was happening to the rat. I didn't really notice when I wasn't looking at the rat.

Sex,War & Robots.

Hmmmmmmmm??!!
$1.12!!!!!!!!!
(Poop??!!!!!!)
Weertdtjkzwajtajddgddfsfdgshfagsgfjdsgfs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well you see first good & bad.
Then we play in mud?
"NOPE,BUDDY BOY!!!!!!!..."

[Ed. note: Sex, War and Robots is the title of a song by Super Furry Animals on a mix Sebastian was listening to. The rest is Sebastian's stream of consciousness writing style.]

Hmmm, I wonder...

For This Rate
(ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
We-e-e-ell??!!
That is 100% older.
What???!!!!!!!!!!!!

Newt

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwtttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fair is fun. Great. Hmmmmmmm???????????!! Oh,Good.
Phewewe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[typed by Sebastian]

Pea-lings

Pea-lings, bean-lings

It's a kitchen sink. It's nobody's kitchen sink. It's not buyed yet, that's all. [Sebastian sniffs.] The yellow is the tubes for gas. The blue is the tubes for the water. [Sebastian sniffs again.] Gas for a sink is to make it work. They are selling this kitchen sink at Kitchen Sync. Kitchen Sync is down the street.

I went to the library at Vernon and also I went to a clothing store. What I did there was run around.

This story is called "Desert"

I loved it and I was staying there forever. But I didn't want to. It was too gassy. It was the sun's gas. Well, the bad guy flew in an airplane with me and I was sent there. I was sent there because he was too bad for me. He said, "You will stay here forever!" But I said, "No!" I was ended up in a very too hot house. With a fire in a fireplace. I was all alone and I was 72 years old. I got to leave until I was 89. I lived a long time. I had lots of birthdays. I thought it was 89 degrees and it was 89 degrees so I said, "This degree is okay." Because I leaved when I was 89 was because there was a nice lass coming over for a visit and she said, "You can leave now." She came from the desert. She was in a very cold house made with a little bit of ice in an iceplace. To cool her off. Since I was too hot I needed to live with her because my sweats were made of fire. And my mind was made of smoke. It was nice living with her and I loved her. She was 3 years old.

Nobody

I was sitting by a tree last night and everything was sc-cary! Everything was scary because there were ghosts and witches and other bad stuff. The most important one was a battle of bad guys. What happened next was I just had found one of the bad guys who wanted to kill me but I got another carving knife and chopped off his head with a hatchet. But they were still battling but they said, "(gasp) What happened to him? Did his head get chopped off?" but I just locked the door so he couldn't get in and chop me up. But somebody said, "P-Pooh. Everybody didn't know that there was a battle of bad guys." But I just stood up but the bad guy's knife was trying to chop off the door but you know what? My door hatchet came out and chopped off his whole body. It was nice to do it because I didn't have any parents. I lived alone in a big, big, big apartment building. That had lots of apartments. I was in the first apartment. How old I was was 67. Because I was 67 is that I was born in my Mom's tummy and my Mom and Dad had to go out every day I was a grown-up. So I stayed up very early last night because I was a very brave person. Because I was brave of bad guys and other stuff. I just knew what to do with bad guys. I would just go "Chop!"

Nothing in front of ebay

This is the P.O.box 9847...

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typed by : Sebastian.


This my nonsense but I like this but it's not really my nonsense but I like the Monkee deuw
It was a green night and a bad guy was trying to kill me. But I would run away from him and then I went home and I was safe. I locked the door so he could never get in. He looked like a big mouth-- he just didn't know me, then I just bonked his head. When I did go home, umm, I killed him with a carving knife. Because I was afraid he would tackle me and attack me and I would be his lunch. But I ran straight home from him and I was really, really, really, really, really safe. I had to kill him because he was very, very, very bad. Before I was going to kill him I just went to get the carving knife in the kitchen because I had carving knifes in the kitchen. The heads were always in holes. The heads are the sharp parts. I didn't get in trouble of killing him because I didn't have parents. I was a big, big, big grown-up who was smart enough to know what to do. Do you know how old I was? I was 98.