This is the wrong place to live

Once I was looking for my house
Two of them were gray
They looked exactly like my house
I didn't know what to say
And then when I discovered
That I was on my way
It was a crazy sight to see
Because my house was every which way.

One poem, two Batmen

One Batman said to the other,

"Won't you go and see your mother?"

And the other Batman said,

"Well, hi."

And the other one said,

"Well, bye."

We got the Batman stuff from what Daddy brang home from work. It was from his birthday celebration at New Chapter.

It was a...

It was a
Dark and stormy night!
Never mind.

[Sebastian has started a new book of poetry entitled Silliness and Restaurants. Today's poems are excerpted from his new work.]

Swim

A FooShoo dog FooShoo cat
Swimming in the water
A towel
A tent
A person

Pooh's Grand Trip

Pooh set up
For his first hike.
"He's off, Pooh!" said Piglet.
Eeyore was with Pooh.
Piglet ran to catch up with them.

No plants, just poetry in nowhere

It's April, the poetry season. Turn into a poet, you'll be all ready.

The Seasons of Summer

I didn't really remember
That August came before September.
I seem to see
That now with a bee
That August comes before September.

No plants, just poetry in nowhereland.

Hey! Come back here!!

DO YOU
HAVE A
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Then drag Saria!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FooShoo

One day
A cat said to me,
"What do you think you're doing there
Up in that tree?"
"Well," I said,
"I'm just playing
If I was just saying
So."
The cat
Said, "No!!??".
The End.
HAHENN!!!!!!

Bump Bump Bumpety Bump

Well, once upon a time
I was climbing
On top of a rock
and then--
Bump!
And then
I climbed off.
But suddenly
I knew there was
Something
Under it and I peeked under it.
Nothing
Was there.
So, again I climbed on top of it.
And suddenly again--
Bump!
I climbed off and
Looked on top of the rock
And I saw that there was a
Sea turtle
On the top
And it was jumping!

Ftatateeta

This is a nice house
And garage
But the best thing of all is
Me.

Hmmm, I wonder...

For This Rate
(ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
We-e-e-ell??!!
That is 100% older.
What???!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poem

There is water
On a flower
And a poem
Is made of words
But best of all
There is a book
That is made
Just for you!

ABCBDD Boop

Six to one
Forty one hundred
Foo Shoo striped brown cats
....?
Cats.....?
They scratch,
They eat,
They bumble around.
They meow,
They purr,
They eat cream.
They drink water.
They live in a cat-house.

Poets poems passion poolle

Pope

Pupae

Passion

Poolle

P for everything!

Poodle

P-dog

F-dogs

B-dogs

A-dogs

ETBC-dogs

6 Z-cats

ETDC-cats

One more Foo-Shoo cat

Frontier

I was in a frontier

By the station of a train

And I saw someone eating

A bag of Cheesy Weises.

In the train was that person

But then I decided not to see that

So I went back home.

Flowers

Flowers bloom
In northern showers.
Heaps are made of
Autumn leaves.
Flowers like to drink water.
But if I don't doubt it,
I really doubt it!

Six Redheads

I was frightened
When I saw
Six redheads one day.
The redheads chased me.
I ran
And I ran
All the way home.

My bike!

I'm just going to ride my bike
Neither walk nor run.
I'm just going to do my part
Making lots of fun.

I got the bike at Riley's house. I borrowed it from Riley. I wear my helmet. I ride my bike to many, many places like Pine Street Park.

What made that noise?!

There once was a bowl of
Succotash
That walked away from
The wall,
Walked past the setting computer
And goed past the
Square band.
Hey!
Did you see that?
The world turned
And nothing's in it
Anymore.

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Beware!
The giant
Is hungry
And thirsty.
And what did he eat but flowers?
And what did he drink but lollipops?
That's crazy!
And if you do,
You'll go into
The haunted house
In the South.

The End